A little more on horrible vegetarian options in the above link. I must thank my boyfriend, who makes me a healthier vegetarian despite being an omnivore himself, for these links.
The other side of ill-considered veg options is the cheesy one. In a family e-mail exchange discussing where to go this Sunday for my very belated birthday outing, my mom asked if I had had enough macaroni and cheese (my alternative to ham at this year’s Easter dinner). I replied that I’ll be fine because there’s also the cheddar ale soup and the grilled three-cheese sandwich to select from.
Sadly, those three cheesy options plus the I-like-my-hands-blackwashed-and-vinegary Portabello mushroom sandwich have caused me to mentally rate such a place as “having a wide variety.” :-(